It is pretty rare to see a scammer admit that they cost more than the real thing.

Nice to see that this fake firewall is really and truly a "high-price."

If someone clicked on this stupid scam, the last paragraph would become a prophecy instead of a sales pitch.

We use lots of slang terms to make it easier to accept financial trouble, or more likely to accept financial stupidity.

Terms like, 'getting in deep water' or 'getting in over your head.'

And of course, what fun would it be to watch someone stupid get in over their head if you couldn't enjoy watching them dodge the sharks at the same time.